All my ex's live in Texas

I had to make a final trip to Dallas. This time we stayed downtown.


It was a newly renovated hotel.



I had to wear a suit for this shit.

JCPenney afterschool ball.

Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders were causing a scene.


Donovan McNabb and Donnie Edwards were there. I was too far away from the stage so I got one of the screen.


The night ended with one of my old bosses and I standing outside of the ball drinking all the free booze we could while talking shit about KC and the Sunshine band. I also found out he graduated high school with Vanilla Ice. They used to call him the "California Queer". Fucking epic.