Are you there Margaret? It's me God.

Third Annual Mustache Bar Crawl


We woke up to this mess.


Loaded up the vans.

And headed out to the dirty south, St. Louis. They go to a different city each year. I knew about 6 of almost 30 dudes in the beginning of the trip.

My neighbor in the van.

My view.

Benny getting latched up.

At 2pm it was a group smoke with the windows rolled up until the last person finished.

Immediately afterwords Kenton said he would drink this can of Sunkist orange and ash for a certain amount.

We were able to round up $20 dollars, he was broke as shit.

And he drank it.

Trimmed up and ready to roll.


We tried to visit you but you denied us.


So we went to get the first shot.


Ready to hit the bah.

Dinner at an Irish pub.

Kenton


Bangers and mash, and a New Castle

We found ol' boss in the restaurant just 'stachin.

The documentation of TJ (I think that's his name) transforming from beard to mustache. Stage 1: Beard

Stage 2: Goatee


Step 3: Fu Manchu - not allowed by mustachio rules

The finished product, Step 3: a finely groomed mustache

Neil was teasin a fro

The suite, or sweet



The view from the sweet

Farkas

Dichico

Benny Blanco from the Bronx

Graham, ringmaster

Kevin

Vinny

They handed out awards! "Most Grizzled"

"Most improved"

Grave Digga got "Best Attempt"

Dan with the Cosby sweater and Steve

"Most Unique"

Mustaches share Guiness

Dude with no shirt and Louie


Mitchie the Kid who got "Most Dedicated" because he flew right after work!

Bar #2, Study Hall, a bunch of old housewives

They were diggin the staches


Roll up your sleeves

And dance!


Diggs filled out the comment card




Joe cutting a rug

Chicago style dog sesh in the STL, Cubbies represent.

I passed out at about 3 or so, they came in and woke me up by flipping mattresses at 6:30am. I woke them up shortly after this picture at 10:30am. I drove back so the pics ended here. Good times were had, all are invited next year.